
So here's my cute baby Drew. He looks so cute, so innocent. You might have a hard time believing that this kid has caused so many problems lately.
We'll start with the small things. First off, he started coloring. He uses pencils, pens, crayons and markers to paint the walls, floors, furniture and toilet lid. Most of those things come off with my handy, dandy Mr. Clean Eraser. However, Drew just found a new medium that doesn't come off so easily... my lipstick. He colored as much as he could color with a brand new tube of lipstick. Then he got mad at me when I discovered him coloring.
So I think I can deal with this. He's only 1. He won't be 2 until next month. Right? Of course. Well he decided to start eating the dog food. And when Justin caught him and told him to stop, he started yelling (baby words), I mean really yelling, at Justin. Justin went to move the dog food and Drew tried to tackle him as he punched and yelled at Justin. Justin comes in to tell me so that I can take care of it, and I get about the same reaction from Drew. However, I have Justin get the food while I'm talking to Drew and he moves it. Drew is pretty perturbed, but he no longer has access to the food.
Now, I've dealt with my kids trying to push the limits before, but Drew is having a little too much fun with this next item. (He really is his father's son...) His new favorite thing to do is to have me hold him. Well, really it's always been one of his favorite things, but especially lately. And if Natalie or Trevor tries to get near me while I'm holding him watch out. He gets so angry! Well now when I hold him and he has no competition, he looks up at me and smiles, then "innocently" moves his hand onto my breast. Then he looks back up- innocently, of course, and smiles. When I move his hand he tries to do this again. Real funny. NOT! Well to him it's a game. He loves to play it in front of Kent. He usually just likes me to hold him and then give me kisses, but this is a new game that he thinks is so entertaining. I have go to get control of this kid!!!
The final bit tonight is about his obsession with toilet paper. He has a great time pulling off the toilet paper. Okay, all kids do it... nothing new here... right? Well, he started with the
TP coming off the roll. He found the most enjoyment from pulling it off a new roll and letting it all come down to his feet. After a few days that got boring, so he started opening the lid to the toilet and putting it all in there. Over the weekend he did that with 3 rolls in a 24-hour span. (We've had to start locking the door to the bathroom.) Well, he got in on Monday night and did his little trick with the
TP. This time, however, after we cleaned it up, he went back in and put the toilet paper holder down the toilet. And he flushed. And Natalie said it went down. We didn't really think it was possible so we ignored her. So the toilet doesn't flush very well. We think that someone has used a little too much
TP and we need to just help it on its way. So on Tuesday Kent spent 30 minutes plunging the toilet. It didn't fix it. On Wednesday I spent 5 minutes plunging the toilet. It didn't fix it. Today, Thursday, Trevor thought we had fixed it so he sat down and used it... really used it. Only it didn't flush. And there was a HUGE mess in the toilet now... Well, Kent and I thought that we needed to pull the toilet up to see what was causing the blockage, and so he went to Home Depot, got a new seal. Then tonight he and the 2 older boys went to work. They cleaned it out, and pulled the toilet up. Guess what they found? The toilet paper roll holder. Stuck down at the bottom of the toilet. Natalie was telling the truth. Needless to say, we are going to buy a new toilet paper holder.
If you hear any strange noises coming from my house it's probably him. I'm sure he will find something else to do. It's only a matter of time.